Isaac's entery for my contest!

Well I’m sick and tired of being the chicken, I mean, I want to live a normal life, not just be famous chicken in all the rubbish ‘why did the Chicken cross the road' jokes. Its JUST NOT FAIR!” cried the poor Mr Chicken at the table, feeling very sorry for himself being in very annoying jokes all the time.
“Now, now dear settle down now, teas nearly ready. How many times you’re complaining about being famous, it isn’t that bad!”

After Tea, Mr Chicken was crossing the road (to get to the other side, Ha-Ha!) to buy some eggs for his omelette he was making, because every morning Mr Chicken has an omelette. He can’t be bothered to make it then, so Mr Chicken, being Mr Chicken makes it at exactly 9:37 at night. But when Mr Chicken was walking over the road with all his cameramen and assistance behind him was the moment when he noticed a silver shiny thing down a big ugly drain. It was glowing heavily, the more and more he looked at it the closer and closer he went to it. It was a strange hypnotising magical silver shiny coin. He was sure of it.

“What is tha…” before Mr Chicken could finish is sentence he was dragged off by something.
“Chicken?” said one of his assistances…